Finns and weather
+15 °C: Spaniards wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
+10 °C: French people desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
+5 °C: Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
0 °C: Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
−5 °C: First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
−10 °C: Scots turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
−20 °C: Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
−30 °C: Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
−50 °C: Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training.
−70 °C: Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore.
−273 °C: Absolute zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
−300 °C: Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.
